Women's University Courses

> > The Women's Movement was stunned this morning when Higher Education
> > Authorities announced a new university course available this term.
> >
> > Bachelor of Arts (Women's Studies) will be available over three years
> > (full-time) with 10 subjects to be studied each year.
> >
> > It includes the following subjects (NO electives allowed) -
> >
> > 1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where no woman has ever gone before
> >
> > 2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: making deposits
> >
> > 3: Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: you don't need new shoes
> > everyday
> >
> > 4: Parties: going without new outfits
> >
> > 5: Man Management I: discover how those jobs CAN wait until after the
> > match
> >
> > 6: Man Management II: lawnmowers need petrol like men need beer
> >
> > 7: Man Management lII: how to share your man with his shed
> >
> > 8: Bathroom Etiquette I: Men need space in the cabinet too
> >
> > 9: Bathroom Etiquette II: His razor is his
> >
> > 10: Communication Skills I: tears, the last resort, not the first
> >
> > 11: Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking
> >
> > 12: Communication Skills III: Getting what you want - without nagging
> >
> > 13: Driving a Car Safely: a skill you CAN master
> >
> > 14: Introduction to Parking
> >
> > 15: Advanced Parking: reversing into a space
> >
> > 16: Cooking I: bringing back bacon, eggs and butter
> >
> > 17: Cooking II: Bran, sprouts and tofu are not for human consumption
> >
> > 18: Cooking III: how NOT on inflict your diets on other people
> >
> > 19: PMS: your problem, not his
> >
> > 20: Dancing: why men don't like it
> >
> > 21: Sex: its for married couples too
> >
> > 22: Household Dust: a harmless natural occurrence which only women
> > notice
> >
> > 23: Integrated Laundry: it IS OK to wash it all at once
> >
> > 24: Oil and Petrol: why your car needs BOTH
> >
> > 25: Toilette Etiquette I: learning to use public toilets
> >
> > 26: Toilet Etiquette II: how to go to the toilet alone
> >
> > 27: Do These Jeans Make My Bum Look Big ?: why men lie
> >
> > 28: TV Remote Controls: for men only
> >
> > 29: Sexy Lingerie: not just for special occasions
> >
> > 30: Classic Clothing: how to wear outfits more than once
> >
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> >
> > Management thoughts.
> >
> > 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it
> > by killing all those who opposed them.
> > 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you
> > probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
> > 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job
> > WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
> > 4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
> > 5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
> > 6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a
> > scapegoat.
> > 7. Plagiarism saves time.
> > 8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
> > 9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
> > 10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself